revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

YES
theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.
"Would losing me even be a loss?"
All I wonder 

(Source: daggerred, via aprettylittlecomet)

malformalady:

Koi fish swimming in a circle
"You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger."

(Source: thebrownskingirl, via tusherzz)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you
fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

(via prettywildandflawless)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via seanp0donnell)

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